The little Hamster rides the wheel,
turning it round and round, round and round.
The speed's slower these days ...
... not because the little Hamster's getting older.
No, sirree.
But because the coach says so.
The little Hamster turns the wheel 360 degrees everyday,
365 days of the year, every year.
Thus tis mandated that the little Hamster undergo 360 degree feedback.
3 60, 3 60, the little Hamster sings.
Slower, slower, the coach sings.
Too fast, too fast, the coach admonishes, giving the feedback of others.
Slow down, slow down, the little Hamster reminds itself,
its little heart yearning for adrenaline-flowing challenges now and then.
Be calm, be calm, the little Hamster's told.
Yes, master, the little Hamster bows,
presenting a zen-like serenity, almost like Yoda.
The little Hamster's restless ...